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2.12.01

An Email from
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Taking the cure


We arrived at the Gold Coast late on a Sunday evening because our train from Sydney was an hour late. The manager of our apartment left the key in an envelope taped to the door. We entered the second floor flat, fixed a cup of tea with the furnished supplies and fell into bed.

In Queensland the sun is up at 5:00 AM, and aided by our remaining jetlag, we were out walking at 5:30 that first morning. Here the bright white sand of the beach slopes up to a small dune where sand fences restrain the drift. Behind this fence a strip of green parkland runs between the beach and the street. A path winds through the park for several kilometers and at 5:30 a.m. it is the parade ground for superbly conditioned men and women who are moving at full speed from one end of the park to the other, running, jogging, fast-walking, some pushing streamlined strollers, others being paced by dogs on leashes---all going faster than seems reasonable for this time of morning. These people are suntanned with golden hair, and they are not interested in having slow moving white-skinned tourists clog up their path. We soon learned to watch carefully and move onto the grass as they speed by.

At the edge of the park is a bike lane. There, riding club members in brightly colored outfits glide by in training formation, hunched over their handle bars, their wheels centimeters apart, their calf muscles defined under tanned skin. If you look in the other direction, you can see early morning surfers riding the waves before daytime swimmers crowd the water and cause lifeguards to restrict surfboards to limited areas. On the upside of the beach an area is fenced off for professional beach volleyball TV broadcasting. The impression we're getting is that the Gold Coast is a permanent training ground for all of Australia's world class athletes. But there are others who catch the exercise bug.

Not only are we pale and slow but we are also flabby. Saggy hips and a developing paunch, hardly noticed at home, are disgustingly obvious here. We have arranged to be here for four weeks and do not have a car. We don't have the patience for the endlessly boring bus trips to Sea World and the other tourist traps. We hide in a local shopping center, settle in a sidewalk cafe with a newspaper, a hot chocolate and a cup of cappuccino, and plot our strategy. Long morning walks in the park, a little later so the runners and bikers will be back home showering for work. A newspaper and hot drinks afterwards to reward our effort. Late afternoon at the beach, body surfing for exercise, and soaking up the less potent sunrays as a fix for the pale skin that labels us outsiders. Add an evening walk to enjoy the cool breezes and burn a few more calories. Not enough. The shopping center has stores and shops with beautiful Australian vegetables and fruits. We'll live European style, shop each day and live on salads with an occasional lamb steak for protein. Still no remedy for the sags. Ah, the shopping center has an exercise gym: The Healthworks. We take the plunge for two one- month memberships. We'll go twice a day, hit the weight machines and stationary bikes each time and as an extra, get access to a scale so we can plot our progress on the computer. We'll stop at the local used bookstore and read for intellectual stimulation in the evenings (and while we bike at the gym) and play Scrabble with meals to make us forget we're not getting enough calories to support all this exercise. Done.

The gate keepers at Healthworks are Daniel in the evening and Keft, a very petite real blonde, in the morning. The cast of characters is just as intimidating here as on the street. Men of massive upper bodies and women of massive upper bodies--- but Keft and Daniel are encouraging and give us help specific to our body parts and needs. We start to fit in. At first we feel conspicuous, then we notice that other body builders seem to operate with two principles: (1) sweat and grunt, and (2) admire yourself in the mirrored walls the whole time. So, they don't even notice us. Gradually, back at the apartment, the slope of the weight graphs turns down. The pale skin darkens. We go to the mall and buy more revealing shorts and tops.

One man at the gym stands out. He is probably in his 50's. We don't know his name but refer to him as Arthur in honor of our favorite Australian writer. He could be a man from the bush. He is thin and a little stooped but his muscles are long and sinewy. His skin is dark, whether by genetics or sun we cannot tell. He comes in slacks and a white shirt but changes to tee shirt and shorts and puts on a cap, the only person at the gym who wears one. He speaks to Daniel but never to anyone else. He goes through his workout systematically and then leaves in his workout togs, his other clothes in a blue gym bag. We watch him every night, wonder about his life, discuss him on the walk home. One night he approaches, stands close and says in a private way, "The pursuit of Arnold is never ending." We haven't seen him since that night, but as our stay here is coming to an end, we think he speaks the truth.

Bob and Carol
Dixon

 

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